So I was looking through my Facebook to find a post about this particular fail of mine.. I guess it wasn't a post it was a text or something I wrote somewhere else but looking through it I realized that my biggest and most EPIC fail moment... is not noticing that the guy I spent a majority of my life crushing on actually did like me back!... there were hints EVERYWHERE but I'm the worlds biggest idiot. How did I not see that?
It's not even that I'm reading to far into it. That I'm turning little things into signs. This isn't "he's just not that into you". HE WAS INTO ME!! but I am a retard! and now the opportunity has passed because WOW... I hate you Facebook.
P.S. I hope he doesn't read this. eek!
Friday, May 27, 2011
Thursday, May 26, 2011
COSMO
soo... I haven't posted anything about my failing at dating because I've been so poet/writer addicted. So just before I clock in I'd like to share one.
When I first started working at Express, I decided to put some Cosmo article about flirting to the test. Honestly, I didn't think it would work because I have Retentive UDS, but it did! A lot of the key things the article suggested were eye contact, physical contact, attentive (using things he says in your next sentence). Little things that really get a guys attention. I couldnt believe it worked!
The first time i tried it on a midly attractive fellow and i mostly used eye contact and being attentive and if i tried a little harder i probably could have gotten a number but I wasn't single yet so that would not have been good.
When I first started working at Express, I decided to put some Cosmo article about flirting to the test. Honestly, I didn't think it would work because I have Retentive UDS, but it did! A lot of the key things the article suggested were eye contact, physical contact, attentive (using things he says in your next sentence). Little things that really get a guys attention. I couldnt believe it worked!
The first time i tried it on a midly attractive fellow and i mostly used eye contact and being attentive and if i tried a little harder i probably could have gotten a number but I wasn't single yet so that would not have been good.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
I miss my COMPUTER!!!
So... I've been posting via ipad and phone recently because my computer is buuhrrroken!!! n I miss it ever so much.
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SORRY I got disstracted by american idol and OMG... WHY ARE THEY LIP SINGING!?!?!?! LAME!!!!
James Durben u should have been a finalist. I love my country boy but James was better. I think I'll come back to this after American Idol
I AM UPSET!!!!
Lauren should have won!
Anyway, I miss my computer. Blogging and Facebook and watching shows on hulu and stuff would be sooo much easier... I have a lot to say. like the conversation i had with my uncle the other day. and other fail moments none that happened recently but yeah... ok i need to sleep.
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SORRY I got disstracted by american idol and OMG... WHY ARE THEY LIP SINGING!?!?!?! LAME!!!!
James Durben u should have been a finalist. I love my country boy but James was better. I think I'll come back to this after American Idol
I AM UPSET!!!!
Lauren should have won!
Anyway, I miss my computer. Blogging and Facebook and watching shows on hulu and stuff would be sooo much easier... I have a lot to say. like the conversation i had with my uncle the other day. and other fail moments none that happened recently but yeah... ok i need to sleep.
Ugly Duckling Syndrome
I finished it. I had time to kill and I sat down with it and I like it! I hope you do too!
UDS
You are so hot! Is not something I hear very often. I heard it a lot as a kid followed by my mom telling me I was running a fever. I hear cute, a lot. You are so cute! Is annoying, because some woman is simultaneously pinching your cheeks; which by the way, I hate. Yes, they are chubby. Yes, its cute. No, they are not public property, don't touch me.
Cute, is also what a guy says when you're not 'pretty'. Thank God I'm a bitch because I'd hate to be nice. We all know what nice means. No one wants to say it out loud but 'nice' means - actually I don't want to be the to say it out loud either. It's like one step down from cute and cute isn't that much of an upgrade. It goes: nice, cute, pretty, hot and sexy I think is in it's own little category right because you can be cute and sexy. Then theres all the other rankings and combinations, but if I had to break it down into classes those would be mine.
UDS
You are so hot! Is not something I hear very often. I heard it a lot as a kid followed by my mom telling me I was running a fever. I hear cute, a lot. You are so cute! Is annoying, because some woman is simultaneously pinching your cheeks; which by the way, I hate. Yes, they are chubby. Yes, its cute. No, they are not public property, don't touch me.
Cute, is also what a guy says when you're not 'pretty'. Thank God I'm a bitch because I'd hate to be nice. We all know what nice means. No one wants to say it out loud but 'nice' means - actually I don't want to be the to say it out loud either. It's like one step down from cute and cute isn't that much of an upgrade. It goes: nice, cute, pretty, hot and sexy I think is in it's own little category right because you can be cute and sexy. Then theres all the other rankings and combinations, but if I had to break it down into classes those would be mine.
Iyeoka - The Yellow Brick Road Song (Fairly Legal Theme)
Check out this video on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIykDz7NI2s&feature=youtube_gdata_player
This is the first feature from last night!
LOVE LOVE LOVE
C-Live Impossible
Check out this video on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LihpaibwTO4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
VIRAL!!!!
i want this guy to blow up!!! he's gna b tight!!!
Poetic Adventures
Ok, first, I swear my GPS is actualy trying to kill me. She sent me on this huge U-turn adventure theoretically to get to the lounge faster but ummm NO... that was not he case. At first I was like well I guess this is ok, I have time to kill and it's scenic, you know, until IT WASN'T. Seriously, I was driving through ghetto and back allies. The little version of my mom that I keep in my head, that causes me to sometimes be a paranoid freak, was yelling at me. First of all, for turning onto a street name stocker. I pronounce it stalker, GPS lady says stoker for some reason. Why do I trust a woman that can't read? And not to be sexist but why is a woman giving me directions? I'm not too sure what I did to my GPS chick, she's probably mad because I make fun of the way she says 'la cienega'. No joke she says "la see a niggah". Anyhoo, short story shorter I no longer trust my GPS lady.
OH! BUT THEN, on the way home I made a right instead of a left somewhere because I didn't want to use the GPS; like I said she wants me dead. Also, I was in LA. Who knows where that crazy woman was going to take me. Well, I ended up making a wrong turn and had to ask her for directions anyway. She thinks, she funny. She goes, 'turn left at la cienega'. I'm thinking 'ok really because I don't even see where or how I'm suppose to turn onto that street'. I honestly don't believe I could physically have done it. So I made a few asian female driver illegal turns and ended up going in the right direction. After I had driven waaaaay off course.
So I find the 10 freeway and I'm telling myself, 'go SW' and I get on the 10W. I figured I'd check with GPS (lets call her Gina) just in case I'm wrong and end up driving even further off course. Gina says, "exit refroferoff" (Robertson?) I forget the name of the street but as I'm exiting I caught a glimpse of the next few exits. What did I see? 'San Diego Freeway 2.5 miles' or however far it was. The point is I was trying to get to the 405 SAN DIEGO freeway and the crazy woman said to exit! WTF!?!?!?! NO JOKE, I checked the directions and where she wanted me to end up. It read 405S! It was right there!!! I didn't have to exit!!!
Whatever, I figured it out and I only had to drive like sereral miles out of the way to finally get home because Gina is out to get me. I DO NOT trust my GPS right now.
As far as going to an event solo? Yeah... I picked the wrong event to go to. It's like going to the movies alone you look like a loser but you get over it. I need to find a social event of an aquaintance so I can't just linger around him/her, because that's weird and he/she would get the wrong impression. Soooo...
Situation 1 - Ammended
Go to a social gathering alone.
The opportunity to go to this particular event alone was nice though. I got to work on my anxiety. Found out that Gina hates me and I shouldn't always trust her.
OH! There's a guy named Clive, his pieces never fail to amuse me. They made him do 'Impossible' again.. holy hell that shiz is so funny! "IMPOSSIBLE, OH! Nothing is impossible, I'm so ill I make this shit look easy. IMPOSSIBLE, OH!!". He also did some other piece, don't know what its called. But homies like "i mean back when we chiledren" hahahahaha "chiledren" who freaking says that!!! but it worked for his piece/song whatever.... this guy is going to blow up! Next big hit? I think so! I feel it in my BONES! I need to find his Facebook or something he's HI-larious!!
A woman named Ioca (like tapIOCA) was the first feature. Soo in love right now...
Writing, poetry, performance. This is the scene I need to be in and I'm so grateful to be in it. Next week, I challenge myself to get up on stage again. I'm so exccited!!! and nervous!!!
OH! BUT THEN, on the way home I made a right instead of a left somewhere because I didn't want to use the GPS; like I said she wants me dead. Also, I was in LA. Who knows where that crazy woman was going to take me. Well, I ended up making a wrong turn and had to ask her for directions anyway. She thinks, she funny. She goes, 'turn left at la cienega'. I'm thinking 'ok really because I don't even see where or how I'm suppose to turn onto that street'. I honestly don't believe I could physically have done it. So I made a few asian female driver illegal turns and ended up going in the right direction. After I had driven waaaaay off course.
So I find the 10 freeway and I'm telling myself, 'go SW' and I get on the 10W. I figured I'd check with GPS (lets call her Gina) just in case I'm wrong and end up driving even further off course. Gina says, "exit refroferoff" (Robertson?) I forget the name of the street but as I'm exiting I caught a glimpse of the next few exits. What did I see? 'San Diego Freeway 2.5 miles' or however far it was. The point is I was trying to get to the 405 SAN DIEGO freeway and the crazy woman said to exit! WTF!?!?!?! NO JOKE, I checked the directions and where she wanted me to end up. It read 405S! It was right there!!! I didn't have to exit!!!
Whatever, I figured it out and I only had to drive like sereral miles out of the way to finally get home because Gina is out to get me. I DO NOT trust my GPS right now.
As far as going to an event solo? Yeah... I picked the wrong event to go to. It's like going to the movies alone you look like a loser but you get over it. I need to find a social event of an aquaintance so I can't just linger around him/her, because that's weird and he/she would get the wrong impression. Soooo...
Situation 1 - Ammended
Go to a social gathering alone.
The opportunity to go to this particular event alone was nice though. I got to work on my anxiety. Found out that Gina hates me and I shouldn't always trust her.
OH! There's a guy named Clive, his pieces never fail to amuse me. They made him do 'Impossible' again.. holy hell that shiz is so funny! "IMPOSSIBLE, OH! Nothing is impossible, I'm so ill I make this shit look easy. IMPOSSIBLE, OH!!". He also did some other piece, don't know what its called. But homies like "i mean back when we chiledren" hahahahaha "chiledren" who freaking says that!!! but it worked for his piece/song whatever.... this guy is going to blow up! Next big hit? I think so! I feel it in my BONES! I need to find his Facebook or something he's HI-larious!!
A woman named Ioca (like tapIOCA) was the first feature. Soo in love right now...
Writing, poetry, performance. This is the scene I need to be in and I'm so grateful to be in it. Next week, I challenge myself to get up on stage again. I'm so exccited!!! and nervous!!!
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